The Source of Manhood... In Man

One evening Jean Caca had a nightmare, where all of his macho acts were held under trial in Purgatory. He was sentenced to an eternity in hell inside his dream, and upon waking up this brought a great deal of distress in his soul. In order to be able to sleep at night, he remembered the road to hell from his dream, hopped on his pickup truck and drove straight to Hell's gates. When Lucifer appeared, Jean Caca punched him in the mouth, knocking the Lord of Darkness instantly; Jean Caca punched him to make sure the Devil knew what he did last time, and that if it ever happened again he would kick his ass, JEAN CACA STYLE.

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